Elyse

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I need the gold pig from 27 Dresses if I ever get married, big time.

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and we will see I’m invited back again next year 🤦‍♀️

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It surprises, and saddens me, how fast I eat a donut.

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But like, what do YOU do here?

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In the era where it takes all 3 siblings to read 1 mom text

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Dustin’s mom got his dad Snoop Dogg pajamas and said “Snoop Dogg is the best kind of person that this world needs right now.” PREACH it Annette, preach.

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I honestly just want to move so I can re-train these dogs poop in ONE AREA OF THE YARD ONLY. #falcorgoals

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I miss my dad.

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Bonnell: defines thirst trap photo
Debs: I’ll take a bitch strap photo for you

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Watching Daphne play with an empty peri bottle feels like a very full circle moment for me as a mom.

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Just turn the sound machine off. 🫠

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Green bean salad.

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Listening to my two best friends playing together in the other room 💕

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Ahh that lovely feeling when baby falls asleep in my arms, while simultaneously having to poop my pants.

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@MrBeast Chuck Norris

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@uhhleck Jam hands

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motherhood so far means learning to be ambidextrous with my hands AND feet

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Wanda is such a better producer than Mary Ann and I wonder if it’s because she has the better name

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Breast pumping brain at 2:30am: I want that fucking chicken pot pie from Ironhill Brewery in Delaware by the bridge from 6 years ago plz.

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Enlightening Ian about pregnancy and labor facts has been the highlight of these past 8 months 🤣