Elyse Hamel

Professional communications ninja, puntastic humour guru and raging French-Canadian feminist. Opinions are my own or those of the voice in my head. She/Her/Elle

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

I always worry about misindentifying dogs. So I try to say things like “oh hey you!” or “aren’t you a sweetheart!” or even “you’ve got a gorgeous dog!” Anyone else think about this, or is it just me?

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

@Erin_Standing The tall trees are dancing in Dieppe. Can only imagine how bad it is in your neck of the woods. Thinking of you and your family!

[ACOA Canada @ACOACanada]

#SupportingOurSmallBusinesses by taking advantage of curbside pickup and delivery is another great way to be #CovidWise while also helping #AtlCan entrepreneurs!

[The Nib ✒️ @thenib]

Serf's up.

@gemmacorrell ✒ https://t.co/DWX3nSCyLG

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

@NewMutant @MidwestPhoto @swell @GeesMom @annelizabeth67 @i_talisman @ChrisJLarson @kibblesmith @myfeldman @JosephBrusky @WestWingReport @JLaurel75 @krfreund @Le_ted @Siskoid One could easily argue that the Cold War began in 1917 when the Bolsheviks seized power.

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

@ShotgunGodin Never gets old...

[Jacques Poitras @poitrasCBC]

87 active cases in New Brunswick today is the lowest number since Jan. 5 and the first time it’s been below 100 since that date.

[Gemma Correll @gemmacorrell]

also

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

What a pathetic cop-out.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

McConnell, after voting to acquit, says "there is no question" that Trump is "practically and morally responsible for provoking" Capitol riot. He explains his vote by saying he decided the former president "is constitutionally not eligible for conviction" https://t.co/3HfaYxaxQC

[Rick Aaron @RickAaron]

Judge: The prosecution’s offer is still on the table.
Zoom Cat Lawyer:
Judge: OK. So the offer is now off the table.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Think it matters: Really matters:
———————— ————————
10-20: grades how to learn
20-30: first job first boss/mentor
30-40: job titles staying teachable
40-50 influence relationships
50-60: security helping others

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

Zoom Cat Filter Video is flawless. Makes it all worth it. The internet, everything. Just a guy at the absolute end of his rope saying “I- I’m not a cat.” It's all worth it. I feel alive.

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

@Johanne_4 Oh my God staaaaaaahp!

[Stéphanie Chouinard @DrSChouinard]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but
THE NB AND FEDERAL OFFICIAL LANGUAGES ACTS WERE NEVER MEANT TO MAKE EVERY NBER / CANADIAN BILINGUAL
Can we stop using this metric as evidence of these acts' usefulness (or lack thereof) once and for all, please?
Merci!
#nbpoli #cdnpoli

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

A few weeks in and Juanita the armadillo looks to have given up on her New Years' resolution as she naps on her exercise wheel. #MondayMood

[The Manatee @TheManateeMag]

All weddings, funerals, religious services to be held at Costco https://t.co/3E7Alw3g3Q

[Liz Ryan @humanworkplace]

RETWEET if you ever had a job where you were pressured to come to work when you were sick

[CBC Information Morning Moncton @CBCMoncton]

Even in a pandemic, taking sick days means missing out on wages for many New Brunswickers https://t.co/tnGdDzekSR

[Elyse Hamel @elysehamel]

@ShotgunGodin Hey I remember getting you this!

[This Hour Has 22 Minutes @22_Minutes]

Doctors say you'll live longer if you move for just 11 minutes a day. But at that rate it will take you so long to get settled in your new house, so there's always a trade-off.