Elyse Chezick

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[Elyse Chezick @elysemanderson]

Pro plant tip: Some succulents require a succulent propagation pot where all the fallen bits go to live again.

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If you don't have a dog, then do you even notice the squirrels?

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Whatever happened to the too-full jelly donut that took real skill to eat and a bit of luck to not spill? Is this another victim of donut inflation?

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Opinion: Paramount Plus app is absolute trash.

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You know when your book is so good that you're putting off responsibilities so you can finish it, but it ends on a cliff hanger, and you didn't realize it was a series of 4 books, and now life forces you to take a break from the story, but you don't want to? Yeah...you know.

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The weekend may have been short, but it lasted an eternity. After 11 hrs in the car today, the appreciation I have for my bed is exponential right now.

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Instagram has forever ingrained in me that "touch and hold" will pause whatever I'm looking at. But Snapchat doesn't work like that....unless you want to report, block, or send a questionable bitmoji.

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Tweeting as journalling: Many appreciative feels for Molly, 3 dogs, beautiful weather, a few breweries, and many drinks. I'm tipsy and happy. Thank you, universe.

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Now she found a stick bigger than her that I was somehow oblivious to when I picked this spot. At least she'll be occupied for a while?

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First hammock session of the year and Rey has made it her personal mission to mow all the grass with unparalleled determination and vigorous attack.

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Checking out some old Instagram posts and calling out which of the plants are still living and which ones have met their fate.

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My gratitude thing of the day: I'm glad my Instagram algorithm is mostly dogs. Dogs are better than everything else on Instagram.

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TSA Precheck. Worth. Every. Penny.

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Why is masculinity in direct competition with taking two trips to bring in the groceries?

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My favorite man making my favorite potluck item. 😘

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All these foolish politicians trying do all this bullshit. Why can't they see that there is one singular bipartisan enemy: Spam calls. I've gotten 9 today and it's only 4pm. Wtf. What's with the influx lately?

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Procrasti-cleaning is how I clean best.

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Twas a good day at work. Mark it on the calendar!

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Our dog walk was chillies than expected, and I could only find one glove in the car. Michael Jackson walk it is then.

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Adulting is hard simply because you can't walk up to people and say, "Can we be friends?!".