Élyse

pop punk and pizza enthusiast

[Élyse @elysetbh]

@sp00ky_hobbit I've only just seen this and genuinely same

[Élyse @elysetbh]

Having to move out of my house in a week is the most stressful thing, especially when bestie is in another country

[Élyse @elysetbh]

angry finger pointed so hard to The Story So Far last night I might have given myself RSI

[Élyse @elysetbh]

bestie and I unlocked a new level of unhinged last night

[Élyse @elysetbh]

just woken up and one of the first things bestie has said to me is "I feel like a Victorian woman seeing an ankle for the first time"

[Élyse @elysetbh]

me and bestie talking about State Champs and she goes "Derek Sacramento or something weird like that"

[Élyse @elysetbh]

girls life is good at the moment what's happening

[Élyse @elysetbh]

@sp00ky_hobbit deeply offended by your take on spelling Citroën omg

[Élyse @elysetbh]

@sp00ky_hobbit either that or here's another dose of lovebombing for you

[Élyse @elysetbh]

I've never been so admired in all my life what is happening

[Élyse @elysetbh]

just did my first little food shop as a single girly living alone and you best believe there's a family sized mac and cheese included

[Élyse @elysetbh]

@sp00ky_hobbit Omg that's so weird I was looking at this meme earlier 😭

[Élyse @elysetbh]

not me and bestie checking up on each other to make sure we're both eating 🥺

[a series of unfortunate events @sp00ky_hobbit]

men

[Élyse @elysetbh]

btw turns out you should always go for their best mate

[Élyse @elysetbh]

@sp00ky_hobbit home truths my guy 😭

[Élyse @elysetbh]

nothing is lonelier than coming home and bestie not being there

[Élyse @elysetbh]

@sp00ky_hobbit bestie pls

[Élyse @elysetbh]

for lent I'm giving up men

[Élyse @elysetbh]

or not because he's bailed a g a i n lmaooooo

[Élyse @elysetbh]

in less than an hour I'll be in the same room as the man that I tweet about after having not seen him in a month

[a series of unfortunate events @sp00ky_hobbit]

men in the beginning: I would never ghost somebody

men later down the line: 👻👻👻👻👻