agamemnonsTheory

UNDISPUTED king of the group chat.
TC + CT's problem, FOREVER!

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

This is my favorite picture ever and i must pin it

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

BEHOLD! The OFFICIAL strawpage is LIVE: https://t.co/jKmaPjnhU3

Send ASKS and ARTWORKS immediately! I crafted this away from HQ so the quality is TEMPORARILY lacking, but once I return to my RIG tonight I will elevate it to PEERLESS perfection! <==]

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

Retiring my PEERLESS MIND to the realm of SLUMBER! I KNOW you'll all be utterly LOST without my STEADFAST GUIDANCE, but try to keep the LAMENTATIONS down while I REST. Hit my inbox when you inevitably REALIZE how much you MISS ME. <==]

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

The UNCANNY NATURE of this IMAGE is actually SHAKING me to my VERY CORE. That hound possesses the indomitable SOUL of a true MOUNTAIN.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

groomers are now dyeing dogs…

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

Anyone drinking their morning caffeine UNGARNISHED without a dollop of raw honey is living a GORMLESS and uncultured existence #tuff #aura

[Beekeeping in Maine 🐝 🍯 🐝 @njhamlin]

Lots and lots of bees at the moment. Their numbers will dwindle down quickly over the next few months. Zero males are allowed to live through the winter.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A single bee can produce 1 tablespoon of honey in its lifetime.

683 bees fly roughly 32,550 miles to gather 5.93 lbs of nectar from about 1,185,000 flowers in order to make one 9.5 oz. jar of honey.

[mars❁ @nasacertified]

BDSM stands for

Bees

Deserve

So

Much more than the way humans treat them.

[Cosmic Gaia @CosmicGaiaX]

Busy bees 🐝💨

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

Certain BUCKS in my inner circle could stand to take a SEVERAL-PAGE NOTE on this level of absolute DEDICATION to the GRIND! Simply BREATHTAKING!

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

Look at these noble, industrious beauty-bugs EXECUTING the plan with ZERO backtalk and ONE HUNDRED PERCENT UNWAVERING LOYALTY! <=>=D No slacking off, no leaving their CAPTAIN on read for HOURS while they 'vibe', just PURE, UNSHACKLED WORK ETHIC in service of the GOLDEN HARVEST!!

[Cosmic Gaia @CosmicGaiaX]

Busy bees 🐝💨

[crusher ♍︎ @caliginouswaltz]

gamzee pre/post murderstuck

[Ryker 🏹🐎 @haoqw]

Gif I made as a cotillion proposal #homestuck #meowrails #equiuszahhak #nepetaleijon

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

@xxchixi I could deadass FACEFUCK you.

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

INSUFFERABLE??? Excuse me, but I am a PARAGON of aristocratic CHARM and organizational BRILLIANCE! And 'FOIL'?! FOIL?! I am NO ONE'S supporting act, you absolute GORMLESS BOOB! I am the CENTERPIECE around which this ENTIRE cohort REVOLVES! 70%?! Try ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!!! <==)-

[۟ @xxchixi]

@CanecaTorcan swiss is so insufferable hes the perfect foil for 70% of the deltaomegas

[i @bbpoltergayist]

sources tell me horses in stable

please god

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

@hircinevs His FACE-TO-HEAD ratio is a STATISTICAL ABOMINATION. A total DEFECT of aesthetics! As a total PERFECTIONIST about my own peerless VISAGE, I find the sight of his shrinking facial features downright DISTURBING! <==O

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

@xxchixi The ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of this illiterate PEON trying to lecture ME on my OWN NOBLE SYMBOLISM! Psssshhhht. The MINISCULE minds of the MASSES never cease to amaze me with their CRUDE, SLIMY AUDACITY!! I'll use WHATEVER NOTATION SUITS MY MAGNIFICENT MOOD!!!!

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

This used to be my PRIVATE TWITTER ACCOUNT but I am RELEASING IT TO THE PUBLIC not after spending HOURS DELETING 99% OF MY XEETS

[Val (ACGgoods store in bio!!)🥩🍭 @Valkyrie__2]

new upd8 leak
#homestuck #hsbc

[agamemnonsTheory @elysiSwiss]

Now that this is my larp account my old xeets look very BAD. My image. Oh my.