small and bitter, a human espresso

Ellie/Eli | 27 | any pronouns are fine | I mostly forget I even have a Twitter | 🌈 | #TurnItAllTeal

[small and bitter, a human espresso @elyxoz]

@sachiellii You know what they say…if ya can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Otherwise you’ll be cooked by the SAN JOSE SHARKS 🦈

[small and bitter, a human espresso @elyxoz]

And next time you wish ill on our captain, remember me and Rick Celebrini got the etsy witches on speed dial 🤭🤭🤭

[✗ misa ✗ @spknowred]

I would shit talk americans even in the McDonalds app

[Courtney IS IN MOURNING @icdvanillalatte]

the oilers spending the offseason trying to become the most unethical team to lose their first game against the vancouver canucks

[✮ @istgnolimit]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[small and bitter, a human espresso @elyxoz]

@outro_teal Ich wäre sogerne im Raum gewesen als die entschieden haben dass sie versuchen JACK EICHEL an die booktok girlies zu vermarkten. Ich schätze ich sollte froh sein dass es niemand von den Sharks ist (Wenny, get behind me) aber das ist mir alles zu wild 😭

[chels 𝜗𝜚 @chelssweezy]

you’ll be having the worst day of your life and then the nhl will threaten to release Jack Eichel fanfiction :/

[comrade seungmin ☭ & that @lserkuromi]

Things to say to an American:
-i will use y'all.
-imagine a burger.
-sell me this racism
-i will use your slang
-you are not the only country in the world

[evil will smith hockey 𓉸ྀི @macklinism]

this is the hockey stick of a killer, bella

[head binsunger misses teal #72 @ghostingscb]

my ekyzetts ! their joy ! 🥺🥺🥺

[maria ⋆˚৻ꪆ @fanginghorror]

vampire snoopy is only two apples tall.

[SJ Sharks Source @sharkssource]

Newly reposted portraits of Macklin Celebrini

📸 penzy_films

[agnese ୨ৎ🪽 @anezkyy_]

this is my vent art

[yummy yummy @bamtorinator]

Captain Macklin Celebrini of the San Jose Sharks. Hope he survives. #turnitallteal

[Hannah / Ekphrastic @ekphrasticao3]

Ao3 User: *leaves a comment*

Me:

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

Cinema will never be the same again after this

#TheSamDickinsonProject

[lolwtferic @lolwtferic]

CAPTAIN MACK

#sjsharks #sanjosesharks #turnitallteal

[molly @tealmisa]

taking 71 shots tonight to celebrate mack’s captaincy who’s with me

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

They are trading for William Eklund

[small and bitter, a human espresso @elyxoz]

will smith hockey’s silence on the covid-conscious lesbian bar in massachusetts is deafening