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hot smart and funny

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being in love is craaazy bro

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ppl who tap their presto on the street car are just showing off

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still getting over the fact that i accidentally called omicron comicon at a party a few weeks ago

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Is This Fucking Play About Us?

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normalize barking at men who stare at you on public transit

[clintoris @clintoris]

Ugh I loveee my little actions. Consequences however…

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird,2 turtles,razors,shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y

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something about a middle aged woman in some funky glasses just absolutely does it for me

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LMAOOOO

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

all sims look french canadian

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can some1 confess their love for me please i’m so bored

[tia ˚✧˳⁎˚✧ @onlyrealonline]

me falling off the edge in smash bros cause i got confused on which character i was playing

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

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who tf are uber drivers always calling

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god i hate national boyfriend day all these ugly mf’s on my timeline smh

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there’s always at least one boomer in the office with a duck quacking as their ring tone. always.

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@glitterboy17 according to these photos the queen is alive and well 😳🤭

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@kspra_ the way i was holding my breath till u said taurus

[Julia Rapp 💙 @jujujulife]

guy who joins people on their cigarette break and just starts blowing bubbles

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if u could find out what your cause of death will be would u?