Emily S

disproportionately leggy, mean-spirited

[Emily S @em_95]

Anyway it’s confusing that celery is good with both ranch AND peanut butter

[Emily S @em_95]

In my bedraggled era

[Emily S @em_95]

My new hot take is that they could switch all the meat used in fast food to vegan alternatives and nobody would notice. I say this because I eat a cheesy Gordita crunch like a snake (no chewing, fast)

[Emily S @em_95]

This is not rational at all but why am I afraid someone is going to force me to be in a cold plunge video

[Emily S @em_95]

I can’t imagine an activity that requires more willpower than changing your sheets

[Emily S @em_95]

Trying to find something to help arlo with the fireworks and

[Emily S @em_95]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

[donni saphire @donni]

Sometimes I think coffee will make me want to work. I have tried this 82000 times so far with 0 successes

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Just Don’t Want to Sit at a Desk All Day,’ Says Woman Who Just Wants to Sit on the Couch All Day: https://t.co/ddYmVqcJZm

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Murphy, a bald eagle at a bird sanctuary in Missouri, had been taking care of a rock. His keepers did not have the heart to separate them.

Then when a orphaned eaglet needed a dad, Murphy was ready to step up. https://t.co/R0lW6fZd7X

[Emily S @em_95]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Jun 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Emily S @em_95]

@MHAYshizaliza Feels like a good time to sing the praises for Megamind

[Emily S @em_95]

Spending my one life on this earth forgetting to include the email attachments

[Emily S @em_95]

Doing my nails and brows at home makes me feel like such a pioneer woman

[Emily S @em_95]

I’m at that age (27) where everyone is doing different things, some friends are having babies others are out at the bars and I’m at a day-long clown workshop you know

[Emily S @em_95]

If there was Spotify wrapped for your whole life my top song would probably still end up being Hey There Delilah

[Emily S @em_95]

@maddogdin Damn it I’m worms

[Emily S @em_95]

I’m not like obsessed with being an American but I’d be damned if I’d call a band aid a “plaster”

[Emily S @em_95]

@louise_breww These are ones that nobody would press charges for me posting

[Emily S @em_95]

I’ll never stop talking about how horrible my college-era fashions were!!! every Friday night we looked like we were heading out to conduct mock interviews