em 🖤✨

certified yapper. cannabis professional. 🍃

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Thinking you’re bisexual your whole life and then realizing you’re actually a huge fucking lesbian is not the humbling piece of information I expected to receive the year I turned 30.

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

A true baddie

[SKYL | TOA5TY @justTOA5TY]

Patio furniture built ✅
Book acquired ✅
Beverage acquired ✅
Time to chill till @em___uhlee gets home.

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Happy almost 3 year anniversary of the day my ex I was building a life with broke up with me because I didn’t want kids and then spun it on all of our friends making me the bad guy.

Manipulation and gaslighting truly hides in the fake smiles. Good riddance.

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

me and my honey bunny boo boo bear are streaming RIGHT THE F NOW 😍✨🖤

https://t.co/FxaWBdzzB3

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Happy 4/20 from me and my country-themed outfits this past week 😂🐮🤠

I’ll be at the dispo till 9PM tonight— come buy some 🍃💨

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

everyone stfu let her cook

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

@justTOA5TY Yeah your wife gave you an amazing haircut and you’re just hiding under hats mfer.

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Imagine losing your break up so bad that I’m friends with your ex wife and your former bestie 3 years later 💅

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

WE’RE LIVE ON TWITCH!!! Scrambling to plat because of course 🤪

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Guys I went live to test my stream after two years and decided to just play for a bit so stop by if you want 🥹

https://t.co/FxaWBdzzB3

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Anyway, here’s some proof of life for u h0es 😘🤪

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Sometimes you don’t dodge a bullet, you dodge a fucking bazooka, bitch. Holy shit sometimes the trash really do be taking itself out 😂

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

@SheGotTheSmoke Bahahahahahahaha

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

I was under the impression that when you get an endoscopy and a colonoscopy on the same day that it’s done at the same time and the tiny little cameras meet in the middle of your intestines and kiss. Turns out, I’m not only dumb but I’m also wrong.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Cry harder.

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

#NewProfilePic

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Sleep Token really took my heart, stomped on it, chewed it up and spit it out with this new album I cannotttt 🥺

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

Time to dissociate for four more years

[sadity @SydneyAngelaa]

Happy election day! If you voted for Trump, don't ever speak to me again and i'm deadass! 🫶🏼

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

@SheGotTheSmoke I’m yelling at boys on COD to make myself feel better 😂

[em 🖤✨ @em___uhlee]

My nervous system can’t handle election night like wowwie