Emily Johnson

$emjohnz

[Emily Johnson @em__johns]

A year and a half of being best friends and stealing the last roll at Texas Road House ❣️😘💕

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

yes everybody please keep talking about the stock market because I do like it and also perfectly understand it. wolf of wall street is my dad

[Bisserat @Bisserat]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

[♋️ Young Turnt Unc @lamarlavishh]

Bubblegum bubblegum in a dish where TF is my stimulus

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

no greater or more precious bond in this life than the one between people who don't want their pickle and people who want an extra pickle

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

pixar movies 20 years ago: haha talking toys!

pixar movies now: how do you identify your life's purpose? what structures your identity & makes you, you? how do you deal with love & loss? what can we do to find joy in life despite the meaninglessness of our existence? how do we

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Why do ppl get engaged on Christmas and birthdays that’s so weird . Explan

[Madison @madison_hogue]

I don’t know where you are right now in your walk, but don’t settle for a life without Christ.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach

[sylvia 💜☮️ @sylvsaid]

The Polar Express is a long terrible movie about nothing and I really need y’all to be released from the shackles of thinking it’s great.

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

yes, sharks can outswim you. but you can outrun sharks. so far in a triathlon you’re square. all comes down to who’s the faster cyclist

[Emily Johnson @em__johns]

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[Emily Johnson @em__johns]

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[b @doyalikebaileys]

my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience