mom to billie and hank

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

I recently found a whole bunch of flash drives that I assumed were just photos from an old laptop but one of them was an entire season of The Simple Life in .m4v format

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

@Ologies People are dicks! I listened to the greif and mourning episode and laughed and wept and felt so validated! Thank you for doing what you to!!!!!!!!

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

@Crybabystuntz Does she love it though

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

@hoobastankd Eat a whole awesome blossom/bloomin onion

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Me on a first date

[josh @mcjoshalds]

@em__rob Passive income - money moves - girl boss

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

If I buy something with one paycheck and return it on another..THATS free money

[John Early @bejohnce]

What the HELL is going on

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

I asked Fil what Chris’s Pratt sounds like as Mario and he said “he just sounds like a plumber”

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

@urapsycho Omg the pod? That’s dark

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

Is he married? This is the biggest ick I’ve ever seen

[Horror4Kids @horror4kids]

Benedict Cumberbatch as the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

One of my pet peeves is when you pick up your glass to take a sip and the coaster comes with it and then falls off

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

me making small talk at a bachelorette party

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

The Instagram algorithm feeds me a lot of reels of like middle eastern desserts and street foods…I’m seeing LOTS of phyllo dough pastries and pistachio if you know what I mean. Not complaining tho.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived waiting for Scooby Doo's Velma to come out as a lesbian. Clips from the new movie “Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!,” confirm suspicions held by the “Scooby” fan base for decades.

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

I just told Fil I wished we were an NPC couple and he did not like that at all LOL

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

@TaylorCloyd Need to know if he purchased from ace throwing place or he ordered you one online

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

Ugh now* not not

[mom to billie and hank @em__rob]

Felt the need to tell my very small amount of Twitter followers that I’m not a gluten free girly, per my drs orders. Would love some tips!