emma

mostly void, partially hockey.

[emma @em_ancholy]

The Rangers alternate captains

[emma @em_ancholy]

Frustrating: I have nothing to wear.
Possibly more frustrating: I have many things to wear but the people I will be going out with are going to wear jeans and t-shirts and I’m going to look crazily overdressed and trying too hard

[emma @em_ancholy]

As someone who’s sort of trying to get into F1 this was such a wildly confusing Grand Prix to watch lmao

[emma @em_ancholy]

They don’t even know this is NHL player Jake Walman ☹️

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

When TikTok used to be funny.

[emma @em_ancholy]

I think Ovi should come back to another season bc it would be funny. It would be so funny if everyone is taking pictures with him and showing videos of him on their Jumbotrons and standing ovations and then he just… came back next season. And they had to do it again.

[emma @em_ancholy]

Crazy how nail in the coffin this feels for me and hockey. I’m sure it isn’t but damn you really took away my emotional support 4th liner at THIS time!!! With all THIS happening!!!

[RMNB @rmnb]

The Capitals have officially traded Nic Dowd to the Vegas Golden Knights. https://t.co/PffI4oWzVS

[emma @em_ancholy]

Hate to say it!! Hate to say it but larks sure is pulling a lot of shit considering he’s the captain of an original six team and the best sponsorship he can get is for fucking toilet paper!! Go off literal Captain Shithead!!

[emma @em_ancholy]

My phone said surely this is what you meant you queer

[emma @em_ancholy]

What a day to be an American woman!!!! And we cannot say that often!!! Thank you Alysa Liu and the women’s hockey team for my life!!!

[emma @em_ancholy]

Idc who wins the figure skating champ in my HEART is the one who says “that’s what I’m fucking talking about” when she gets off the ice what an ICON

[emma @em_ancholy]

Sorry to my neighbors for screaming so loud when team USA won an sorry to my downstairs neighbor for jumping up and down but also I’m NOT SORRY LETS GOOOOO LADIES USA USA USA

[emma @em_ancholy]

Are they hiring for “person behind bench who offers the girls go go squeeze applesauces” bc I think I could crush that

[emma @em_ancholy]

You always think luge is crazy and then they hit you with skeleton

[emma @em_ancholy]

Commuters of Milano Cortina I stand with you 🫡

[emma @em_ancholy]

Got a little chuckle looking at the cars driving in the background of the actual Olympics, like imagine having to just commute when the OLYMPICS are going on LMAO and then remember this summer the World Cup is coming to my city that is already infamous for its traffic 🫠

[emma @em_ancholy]

I know he’s blond but still you guys give him a chance

[emma @em_ancholy]

I feel like we as a society don’t talk enough about how handsome Colton Parayko is and I hope we can start to change that conversation with this international stage

[emma @em_ancholy]

“The oldest member of team USA at 36” you’re going to make me insane with lust stop talking about Hilary Knight

[emma @em_ancholy]

Oh Steve Yzerman’s speech for Sergei?? For his teammate Sergei?? 19 for 91??? What if I scream cry and throw up right here and now

[emma @em_ancholy]

the caps are built on love and friendship and alcoholic tendencies you don’t look too closely at or else you might have to admit you have a problem and that is why they are my hockey team :)

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

Should have known a start like this would happen after this beauty of a lineup read from Big Bro Dowder

[emma @em_ancholy]

Okay actually I guess I missed the first half of that fight so I take part of this back

[emma @em_ancholy]

Justin Sourdif that was a terrible fight but don’t worry I will kill anyone who speaks of you poorly with my teeth ❤️