Spaghetti Woman

she/her | Noods before dudes, cardigans before barnacles

[Spaghetti Woman @em_b5126]

My professor taking one look at me and saying “spaghetti woman” is the most on-brand thing that has ever happened to me

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@thots_thinking @arshbadani Literally who thinks your hair is red?!

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@hopecarrane What a time

[Cait Leiby @caitleiby_]

not to be dramatic but i would die for my dog

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

hello IDIOT

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@tobi_anna A couple months ago lolol

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Me on Monday vs Me by Wednesday

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@hopecarrane Now this is some relatable content

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@hopecarrane An iconic moment in our friendship

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

A legit shout-out to our lab tech colleagues whose job it is to handle all the fluids and slime that ooze out of random strangers. I mean someone just walks in to their place of business and is like, “I’ve got some poop in this bag” and they’re like, “hell yeah give it here.”

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Being an adult is having your own MyPanera card

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Only 4 days until @DanceEnsembleUK Spring Concert!! (Also, does this mean I’m famous now??)

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@jonasbrothers this is my formal request for you all to come to Rupp Arena in Lexington, KY to perform for a State College native who was wildly disappointed last night

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@k_kirby27 I think in that moment, Schwarze wanted to run away

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@Kathdz25 This is a literal conversation that I had... 🙃

[Cait Leiby @caitleiby_]

emily: hi.

me: hello. pasta.

emily: thank you.

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@Kathdz25 @ABC @taraelis @EmaleePatton This is how I’m getting out of our next exam

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My life is like an al dente pasta: slippery and out of control

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@jaretbeyer @UKFootball This aged well...

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Every noodle is a piece of art