serpentine feline

like I don’t know that I’m pathetic

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

I’m so glad I’m not a guy n I don’t have to worry about what different variation of handshake/dap up I have to do w/ every dude I meet or know jesus I think the potential awkwardness of fucking it up would b way too much pressure for me :/

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

it’s not my sweatshirt until I cry in it

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

how it feels to take public transportation as a woman

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

Dakota Johnson is literally everything to me she’s so teaaaaaaa

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

my mpg get better when I’m sad

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

bring back intermissions in movies like they had in olden times it’s the perf amt of time for me to smk my b0ng

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

genuinely how the fck are you supposed to peel the flaky shit off of ginger without it taking an eternity

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

typing in all lowercase cause i don’t fw capitalism

[osama @0ba0sama]

nobody disturb him he's found the perfect vibe

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

Stop making AI videos of yourself, return to tradition and make the 2000s elf yourself style videos

[blue @bluewmist]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

If he didn’t want a bad bitch he shouldn’t have married one

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

being in my 20’s makes me want to scream at the top of my lungs bro what do you mean I have to work in piss and shit and some girl who took marketing gets to do SoulCycle in the middle of the fucking day and take her dog to work I’m livid

[serpentine feline @em_bem222]

tell me why I always cut it so close when I try and make Caltrain 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Rams @ramenrams]

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