emilynotaxious

fuck all that cute shit I like it when it's messy 🏳️‍🌈🖤 ♑️

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you’re telling me a fever dreamed me?

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happy fourth i’ve declared my freedom from being my sister’s keeper by making my girlfriend some banging clams

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“Drinking Tequila for the fucking Duck”

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I wish it was still socially acceptable for me to throw hands with my siblings. I’ve got a couple of them I’d really like to punch in the face.

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Don’t try to be “friends” with me and have the world’s driest conversations please and thank you

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@716meme MARY!!! The way I almost walked out of anniversary plans to go find him 😅

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grim adventures of billy and mandy not available on a streaming platform is rude. …

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heard my life long mans jbiebs is in buffalo and went to free street 💔

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Just realizing my anniversary is Stitch’s experiment number and that’s literally my favorite movie so hey universe thanks for that synchronicity

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You look like Chester Cheeto please stop asking me what I’m doing after work

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Dani and I want to go be silly goofy but instead we’re pouring beers for all your baby daddies

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Sundays are for my staff and I being crackheads

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@genesisbxtchs

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just got into a fight with ubereats and my bank hates doordash so ya girl is delivery service -less

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I love trying to have an actual conversation with someone about something that’s bothering me and being met with being disregarded because they’re feeling the same way and that’s more important so fuck me I guess

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People really need to realize how upset I am about the Princess of Buffalos name reveal?! They had every opportunity to name her Richie Wilson Allen 😭

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starting to think i made a huge miscalculation

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Why have I never thought of busting Ne-Yo out for karaoke

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“I’ve worked in bars a long time…” yeah same your point is?

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@faggravated 2026 UB drop outs year to thrive

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Rebuilt my entire social life in a span of 4 months and have the most amazing people in my life now fuck all you fake fucks who were around before this is what genuine people look like