emily

[emily @em_brods]

in a world of boys he’s a gentleman

[erin gilfoy @eringilfoy]

i have no words

[emily @em_brods]

why is peanut butter so good fr

[emily @em_brods]

@warmtreeofchase lol honestly yes

[emily @em_brods]

i told sierra a story today and she looked at me and said “well that was a stupid story”

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

people who are 23-24 now will never fully understand the pain of being shown Die Antwoord in your friend’s moving car and being unable to escape

[emily @em_brods]

@baharisbored this sounds like my worst nightmare

[emily @em_brods]

@quueene9 do u want them to be left home alone

[milk 2 @bigtimemilk]

how did jersey shore make clubbing look so fun it’s the most miserable shit on the planet

[emily @em_brods]

@lilhydroflask wow

[THE VILLIAN🩸 @lookatzaddyyy]

Waiting for October be like...

[emily @em_brods]

adding to this if you’re walking through the airport and you just stop in the middle of no where. bye

[emily @em_brods]

if you stand up immediately on an airplane the second the seatbelt light goes off once landed just know i actually despise you

[emily @em_brods]

reddit told me i’m never going to get a good graphic design job so now i’m looking at law school pre-recs can you tell i’m manic

[emily @em_brods]

it’s a little suspicious that emma roberts is such good friends with lea michelle just saying

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Oh no the one bad apple did a bad apple thing and the good apples were immediately spoiled by it and did nothing

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.
Every Fox News host is vaccinated.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I want to get black out drunk in Roku City