Emily Brueck

📍 now in PDX || mostly found in an ad agency and/or with our dog

[Emily Brueck @em_brueck]

@thefilmj3rk [triggers an immediate add to the AARP direct mail list]

[Emily Brueck @em_brueck]

Just landed in Cleveland, and learned we’re now home of the Cleveland Guardians 👏👏

[Emily Brueck @em_brueck]

@alliemounce Hi hi! Portland here! It’s back to lovely summer temps today. But the bottom of my sneaks started melting on a short walk yesterday, so 🤷🏼‍♀️ we promise many good cocktails regardless of the climate.

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@LauRARbee What breed is this perfect chicken?! I must know more.

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@thefilmj3rk This person was never allowed to play at the McDonald’s playground.

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@lyssaetheridge Excuse me. The similarities stop at the accents. Mr. Carson would be *appalled* by Bridgerton.

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@thefilmj3rk I laughed way too hard at this.

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I just reached for my candle thinking it was my coffee mug. Didn’t realize what I had done until it touched my lips. How’s everyone else doing?

[Emily Brueck @em_brueck]

I just got an email from a vendor with a gif of them smiling and waving in the email signature.

Suddenly the cliché “inspirational” quotes don’t seem so bad.

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Why are direct mail campaigns still a thing?

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Someone send me their favorite recipe for peach cobbler. We’re celebrating tonight.

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I was really hoping we’d at least leave the word unprecedented in 2020.

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If you’ve seen Designated Survivor... please acknowledge this tweet.

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@EGBridges This would have never happened if someone had offered to shovel tr*mp’s... shit?

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SLOWLY AND PEACEFULLY ESCORTING PEOPLE DOWN THE STEPS. After they stormed the capitol. They’re all white btw. But you knew that.

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How could this not make you sick?
emotionally, or with covid.

[Ryan Lizza @RyanLizza]

Via Getty, one the rioters steals a podium from the Capitol

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On top of everything else ... now would also be a good time to worry about the healthcare workers who didn’t ask for this next covid spike.

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I vote we put Stacey Abrams & Steve Kornacki in charge of vaccine distribution plans.

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@nicolechristel @SarahBakerE ☝️ Both of those. And west wing.

[Emily Brueck @em_brueck]

Sing it with me:
Sta-cy A-brams 👏👏👏👏👏
Sta-cy A-brams 👏👏👏👏👏