emily cook

Real is the only way to keep it.

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

IF YOU ARE A US SOCCER OFFICIAL ATTEMPTING TO JUSTIFY PAYING THE WOMENS NATIONAL TEAM LESS THAN THE MENS TEAM I HOPE SOMEONE BORROWS YOUR SHOES WITHOUT ASKING AND COVERS THE FLOOR OF YOUR OFFICE WITH TEENY TINY LEGOS

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

oh boy

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 23 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $278 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

[emily cook @em_chelon]

When your coworkers try to make you a Pats fan through secret Santa gifts...

[emily cook @em_chelon]

“You’re from Indiana? Like Kalamazoo? That’s Indiana right?”

[emily cook @em_chelon]

How I keep people around

[emily cook @em_chelon]

“I’ve never seen someone looking so lost and so on a mission at the same time” -me being described on the streets of Boston

[emily cook @em_chelon]

Whenever someone says something that I worry could be a reference to something hip and cool that I just am unaware of, I will look the word or phrase up on urban dictionary before replying.

[emily cook @em_chelon]

PSA: VOTE

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

🎵 Good times never seemed so goooood 🎵 https://t.co/9LCh6NuLD6

[Matt McMullen @KCChiefs_Matt]

Patrick Mahomes is the first quarterback to throw for 300+ yards in six-straight games since Andrew Luck in 2014. It’s already the longest streak in Chiefs’ history.

[Purdue University @LifeAtPurdue]

What a night to be a Boilermaker football fan! Purdue dominates No. 2 Ohio State 49-20! 💛🖤🏈

[emily cook @em_chelon]

@markrkerr MA HOMIE

[emily cook @em_chelon]

My favorite thing about participating in public running events is the visible anger from people driving cars nearby who now have to deal with road closures from the race

[emily cook @em_chelon]

@jdanismith

[emily cook @em_chelon]

Going to start keeping a running list of all of the things people think my insulin pump is. One of my favorite guesses was someone thinking it was a mic pack, and I was actually undercover trying to expose someone on “To Catch a Predator”

[emily cook @em_chelon]

Always a neat experience when you’re out for drinks, and your bartender says “hey you were my camp counselor!” #professionalrolemodel

[Iskandar @BatcaveBruce]

Emmy Rossum deserves all the awards. Fiona Gallagher will go down as one of my all time favorite fictional characters because of the life Emmy gave her. Shameless shouldn't go on without her tbh.

[emily cook @em_chelon]

https://t.co/kLZne4BA1X

[emily cook @em_chelon]

“Do you know a boy named Carey or with the last name Robertson?”
“No why”
“Well I had a dream you were dating this tall, blonde guy named Carey Robertson.”
The idea of me dating anyone is so far fetched that my mother has resorted to dreaming about it