Rocket Man To The Mars

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[weather @dsxf234161]

forecast for today 1 hundred percent chance of michael

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

“Bowl games are officially dead.”

Counterpoint:

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i discharged my firearm into the wall at panera bread and now i get to meet hero officers

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Getting road rage alone in my house

[Gülce @exitsenses]

As someone who hasn’t killed a spider in years… it’s fair to say I’m on good terms with a large, quiet population. I know spiders in places. I’ve built alliances you can’t comprehend. I have connections. I wouldn’t be rude to me if I were you.

[Gabe Bock @GabeBock]

We’ve done our part for years. Decades.

[Texas A&M Aggies 👍 @12thMan]

NEBRASKA HAD NOT LOST AT HOME SINCE 2022

THEN THEY MET THE FIGHTIN' TEXAS AGGIES

[rick mcdougal @rickmcdoug]

you calling anybody whiny is the most indescribably ironic thing ever

[string @propjoesays]

marcel in that second half

[Losing it @prophethusband]

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life

The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

Eating foam #Foam

[Sexy Legs Sarge @SexyLegsSarge]

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃’𝓉 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓎𝓂𝒶𝓃. #BTHOlsu

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

The ONLY undefeated team in the SEC: @AggieFootball 🔥

[bort @tacobort]

I think if you accidentally leave your clothes in the washer they should smell better actually

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Old heads: When you move in w your girlfriend/wife you can still do this. I call it Rumpus Time. I say yeah I’ll be in bed in a bit and then I spend 3 hours lookin at Buick grand nationals on BAT and then the other 3 looking at aerial photos of the CIA black site thats in Chicago

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

AI IS A DETERRENT FOR ME AS A CONSUMER. I WILL ACTIVELY AVOID PRODUCTS WITH AI, I WILL RECOMMEND ALTERNATIVE AI-FREE OPTIONS, AND MY OPINION ON A COMPANY IS ALWAYS SOURED BY USE OF AI