em dawg sizzle

i don’t care about your 401k

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

only women have good comedic timing bc men do not know how to tell time

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

I wanna be a menace for Halloween this year

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

@hannahvioletaaa bro they literally have a song called “god is bigger than the boogie man”

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

I’m back after a two year hiatus. I have less brain cells and more chest hair. Hide your wives

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

How many degrees do I need to get to stop turning my brightness down when my computer audio is too loud

[anna @annnnabarnes]

some of y’all never had to be the only democrat in your AP gov class and it shows

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

I just got into the shower with a sports bra on by accident. I really am the one that got away for so many people, huh

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

Would never expect someone to convert for me but bigfoot??? Honey our values might just be too different if you don't believe in him

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

@gus_lebuse amy corndog bear fart

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

We were way too old to still be screaming when the teacher turned the lights off in middle school but some of y'all aren't ready for that conversation

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

@the_hamberglar_ Jake he's wearing black gloves you legally cannot critique him

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

@gus_lebuse This is iconic. And I think you can and should do both.

[gus @gus_lebuse]

i want to have cottagecore vibes and wear sweaters and collect books
but I also want to dye half my hair green and pierce every piece of my body, get sleeves and tattoo mcr lyrics on my ass crack.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

In which Pete Buttigieg kicks the shit out of Fox News and renders them speechless.

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

@Joannadana70 @YahooNews What is the point of you sharing this with me??? I'm already scared of the virus sis

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

THIS.

[Ash Perez 🤙🏽 @itsashlyperez]

At least no one can ever say a woman is too emotional to be president.

[em dawg sizzle @em_grindle]

@gothygerard @nothannahbanks AGHHHH