ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ

28. ᴏʜ. sʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ. ʜᴇʟɪᴄᴏᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴍᴏᴍ

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

Here’s the thing. “Growing up on a farm” doesn’t really mean anything. I have two older siblings, we all grew up on the same farm, yet we all had very different experiences and outcomes. My brother stopped helping with or caring about farm work around 12 and my sister maybe 16

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

I’m not the only one who always thought dudes razors were better for shaving legs, right? Does everyone just assume the opposite sex has elite razors?

[Brian Wallach @bsw5020]

One of the most important things ALS has taught me is this: when it comes to shaving one’s beard, women’s razors are soooo much better than men’s.

You’re welcome gents.

Good night moon.

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@s_dun27 Omg that’s amazing

[raspy & depressed @killahBEENbee]

Y’all told me Shacarri should’ve followed the rules

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

500 days ago, Breonna Taylor was murdered. Her killers? Still free. Where's justice?

Say her name.

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@ksufarmboy @Holzie4044 @lacyhiller As a previous FSA employee, it’s just as frustrating for us as it is for you.

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@ksufarmboy @lacyhiller You should absolutely take them donuts

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

every business that puts up a "no one wants to work" sign should have to write on the sign how much the owner got in PPP money

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@txtochi83 @FlashCray Have you ever read google reviews?

[JustFoodForDogs™ @JustFoodForDogs]

July 5th is the busiest day of the year for animal shelters in the U.S. 30% of all lost pet reports occur on this day. Here’s a thread of tips and tricks to keep your dog safe this 4th of July. 🧵

[Bailey Ratliff @whitcombailey]

okay this trend but with the dresses you didn’t get please

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@CanDance_1240 This just screams Candace to me

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

Here’s a song about me *choosing* violence

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if Marfa Lights isn’t on this one, I will have a meltdown

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

🚨I GOT MY MASTERS BACK🚨
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[Kenz York @McKenzie698]

Why are we not talking about the fact that over 200 INDIGENOUS CHILDREN were found in a mass grave at a residential school in Canada……. once again, people need to understand the reality and facts on Native American Genocide

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@cassreed6 Try not to think of it as “life’s too short” think of it as this is the time in your lofe where you can live soley for you (& your pup) so do what makes you happy. There’s plenty of time to compromise and do what’s best for your family later on

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

Re-freaking-tweet

[Kaitlin Butts @KaitlinButts]

Man, a lot of people want me to be sleep deprived.. and by that I mean, people will *not* stop asking me if and when I’m gonna have babies.
I thought we’ve been over this, people.
Stop asking women when they’re gonna have kids.

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@BoHarstine This is AMAZING!

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@Amo54ksu @jsreinecker I’m not, I just tend to be on the other end of the phone from angry producers that blame us for everything and in all honesty, we have no control over most of it. Trust me, we hate the extended deadlines because it messes everything up for us, but they’re extended to help u guys

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@Amo54ksu @jsreinecker You can’t just show up the last day of a program and expect everything to be dropped to cater to you. We have more than just one program to administer, whether you know about them or not

[ᴇᴍɪʟʏ ᴋɪʀᴋᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ @em_hence]

@Amo54ksu @jsreinecker It’s nothing to do with COVID, computers don’t always cooperate and when you have every single office in the country, all accessing the same applications, things tend to run a little slower than normal.