Emily Hyatt

Hi there, I'm Emily. I don't own the Hyatt hotels so if you're looking to do some gold digging keep moving, pal.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Remember when Mitch McConnell said that no president can nominate a Supreme Court Justice during an election but went ahead and did it anyway as soon as Republicans were in power?

That’s EXACTLY what he’ll do with the filibuster.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

These hedge fund CEOs who lost billions need help. I suggest $600.

[Matteo: Fogust Fellow @TeachAllAmerica]

Biden press secretary Jen Psaki is not playing. When asked why Biden wasn't prioritizing Republican issues in the name of unity, she said: "Is unemployment insurance not a Republican priority? Are schools opening safely not a Republican priority?"

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 24 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $275 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

[emmi @emdawger]

They killed a cop by beating him with a fire extinguisher and it really goes to show that blue lives matter was never about honoring the police force, but about silencing the black lives matter movement

[Akela Lacy @akela_lacy]

Loeffler ran ads darkening Warnock’s skin and Perdue ran ads enlarging Ossoff’s nose and I’m not done thinking about that

[CRYPTORILLA 🦍 @Crypt0Rilla]

Now do you understand why Republicans suppress Black votes? I hereby declare that the Southern states are not red. They are suppressed.

[I Wanna Believe!: An X-Files Parody Musical @IWannaBelieveA1]

Welcome to Xfiles tik tok yall :) #xfiles #thexfiles #tiktok @GillianA @davidduchovny #mulder #scully #msr

[TV MOM @TVMOMPRO]

At the end of Joke-Off’s first calendar year @em_hyatt and Jonders retell their favorite jokes and look back on the year.

Audio: https://t.co/JUZZipCaaZ

Video: https://t.co/aN00FD4dyg

[Emily Hyatt @em_hyatt]

I know I’ve already proclaimed this on social media MULTIPLE times but I think it’s important for me to remind everyone at least once a year that my dream role is to play Shrek in Shrek the Musical #shrek :)

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Hey the governor of Florida literally sent heavily armed cops to the house of a scientist yesterday who was whistleblowing on Covid numbers, took her computer and pointed guns at her children. I feel like this should be a much bigger story.

[TV MOM @TVMOMPRO]

.@em_hyatt and @JondersFPT share their latest monologue jokes. https://t.co/TRE3YdzdhF

[TV MOM @TVMOMPRO]

. @em_hyatt and @JondersFPT let you into the their writer’s room as they write a sketch. https://t.co/f4Mj8wyr1V

[ND Stevenson @Gingerhazing]

Hey everyone! Dreamworks has agreed to let me share my script for She-Ra season 5, episode 5: Save the Cat as an educational tool for aspiring animation writers. Link below, and you can compare it to the final by checking She-Ra’s episode list on Netflix!

https://t.co/npk6zgVz55

[Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif]

If this Lindsey Graham story is real, he should resign immediately.

[Steve Chiotakis 🫐 @RadioChio]

I added some numbers: