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[em @em_ilyyyy_]

it’s been a rough week and it’s only tuesday 💀

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Bruh @Bruhtaro_2131]

Yeah I would kill myself after this

[em @em_ilyyyy_]

i have so many friends that make music and i swear they better not forget about me when they’re famous bc someone has to introduce me to charlie puth

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

I just found out that DJ Mustard’s real name is Dijon and I don’t have the words to express how much joy that has given me this cold, dreary Chicago morning.

[sagiterrorist. @younggrandma__]

he’s for the streets ☹️

[em @em_ilyyyy_]

why is it that every single time i bring a guy that i’m interested in over to the house, britt does some stupid ass shit like eat dog food or go streaking

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

security at the airport getting more straightforward

[Andre D Thompson @AndreDThompson]

Kevin hart out here dressed like a jr whopper

[jen @jencaywood]

the end

[em @em_ilyyyy_]

i want things delivered to me IMMEDIATELY after i order them 🙄

[drake’s braider @glolikelena]

every time y’all post a Kanye screenshot I go to his ig to see if it’s real

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Lots of insta stories today looking like this

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there should be a reverse super bowl between the shittiest teams of the season and the one that loses wins worst team of the year

[Sydney Sweeney @sydney_sweeney]

ur little 🌞