em hauser

in the wise words of Sheryl Crow 'all I wanna do is have some fun'

[em hauser @em_inthe_HAUSer]

In my last class of college. Gym class. Playing kick ball. Life came full circle for me.

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I do think if you made a kardashian live my life on my income for a single month they would kill themselves

[Hell On Heels @HellOnHeelsGirl]

Thinking about crab Rangoons

[everythingsfine @_everythngsfine]

Me saying “that’s just showbiz, baby” for the 11th time instead of making a therapy appointment

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

She had no business being at the world premiere of Shrek

[Allie Volpe @allieevolpe]

I love it when my mentally ill city is happy :)

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

She’s The Man did more for cinema than The Social Network.

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

when I answer 3 emails

[trash jones @jzux]

when a hot person at work emails me i’m like this email could have been a meeting

[🍒 @KICKNGUINDAFACE]

i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made

[Kye @GxldSociety]

Me calling God to make sure I ain't on his "Strongest Warriors" list again for 2023

[em hauser @em_inthe_HAUSer]

@allhansondeck Living the dream - love you gorgeous.

[willa @poIarseltzer]

the next season of the white lotus should be set at the great wolf lodge

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

This should be the last tweet

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

my mom saw this paused on my screen and asked if i was watching The Sopranos