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don’t mind me

[m @em_jean19]

I put the fun in dysfunctional

[m @em_jean19]

“You have to take a shot, it’s my brother’s birthday. He dead”

-@DanyelaB101

[m @em_jean19]

Bartender: you’re not gonna slip on the wet floor are you?
@sammarino_26 “honestly we’ll probably slip on the dry floor”

[m @em_jean19]

@Gregak_7 Tell me you’re indecisive without telling me you’re indecisive

[hater @engxl]

in case they don’t have insurance after the surgery

[m @em_jean19]

I mean yeah I could confront my feelings like an adult OR I can dye my hair a ridiculous color and call it a day

[m @em_jean19]

@neiceii sent my cat toys in the mail and sent me a video of her singing happy birthday for me to play with him.

If your best friend doesn’t match your energy get a new one

[m @em_jean19]

@Brenna_Fandango I’ve overheard/had these type of conversations at work already Brenna ITS HAPPENING

[m @em_jean19]

@E1JZ1197 Because you live in indiana

[m @em_jean19]

“We should’ve known he wasn’t shit when he had a android”

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

resume tips I have learned as a recruiter at a fortune 100 company (targeted towards college students), a thread:

[jordan @JordanUhl]

2008 financial collapse? You should have considered the risks!

Student loan debt? You should have considered the risks!

Credit card debt? You should have considered the risks!

Hedge fund makes a risky bet & might go under? It's not their fault, shut everything down!

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

GameStop united the country at a time when nothing else could.

[m @em_jean19]

My ears may not be that good but I’m still a great listener

[m @em_jean19]

@bitchyvenus Omfg

[m @em_jean19]

@gary_silkwood @E1JZ1197 Oh 100% upfront it’s a lot of money but down the line it will save them money, but I think even getting them new chargers however often they do is also unnecessary when there are better things our taxes to go towards