Emma Josephine

antique lover, sparkling water enthusiast, & sagittarius who’s guilty of changing the song in the car before it’s over

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

@Arbys is the most underrated fast food chain to ever exist, hands down.

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

If my future kid doesn’t turn out like Dani from hocus pocus I’ll be terribly disappointed

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

✨dare to be peculiar✨

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Olivia Rodrigo gives me @taylorswift13, @maggierogers, @paramore, and @itsruthb vibes

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Watching the voice and hearing @kellyclarkson say she’s never heard @bornsmusic’s Electric Love has me wondering what kind of music famous musicians listen to on a daily basis?? themselves, their performing genre, the radio???
Would be neat to see their Spotify history!

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

@itsheatherpj Well that’s because your dad is an ENT and you aren’t allowed to have/use Q-tips Hahahah

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Ever notice that if you bend a Q-tip in half it looks like the Barbie ear muffs we had as kids?

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

What ever happened to loot bags at parties? I say we make those a thing again.

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Remember when we were little and we would get excited if our birthday was on a weekday so we would hear our name on the announcements and get attention all day ?

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Little Caesars is missing an Oxford comma on their pizza box and it actually keeps me up at night!!!

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

My favourite things about fall are the Disney channel Halloween movies and gourds

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

3 things I do despite professional opinions stating otherwise:
1) drink copious amounts of cola/coffee/alcohol over water
2) eat McDonald‘s and all the bad foods showcased in Netflix documentaries, daily
3) clean my ears with q-tips religiously
Outcome: still thriving

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

If I could pick any fictional television family to be apart of it would be the Gilmore’s. Oh how I dream of being an adjunct Gilmore girl.

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Who else loves the way ferns look hanging on all the vicorian house porches in this town?

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

I think @taylorswift13 and I would actually be best friends because her songs understand me better than I understand myself

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

If you ever find yourself worrying about meeting societal beauty standards , just remind yourself that this is what the worlds first super model looks like today...

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

I think we all need to give ourselves the same advice and compassion that we would provide to a best friend if in same situation.

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

Bachelor fans or not , this is amazing hahah I think we’ve all been or have had our share of Alabama Hannah’s in our lives. Very clever and extremely catchy @jakeowen

[Jake Owen @jakeowen]

Alabama Hannah (live from the barn)
https://t.co/0gSLuioEtM

[Emma Josephine @em_jo_be]

@jakeowen I do in fact watch the bachelor, I’ve been Alabama Hannah, and I’ve had my fair share of male versions in my life. I love this song and the very clever lyrics. You need to record this and put it on iTunes ASAP!