Lil Mama 🌻

professional eye roller & Potterhead, ♉️

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Fuckin mouth breather

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

I was so excited Daemon was taking me in a surprise date all day long and then made me see doctor sleep. Like uhhh okay I’ll have nightmares

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Do you think the dr will let me not pay for my visit on Monday since two days later I went to urgent care and they told me I should’ve been given an antibiotic?
My dr is full of shit and I have no problem telling them this.

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

I just want a date night bro 😭 money is spent on literally anything else and I’m so sad

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Someone needs to teach me to say no people 😪

[710tiff @lilfemmebabyy]

I’m literally soooo tired of people hitting me up asking for favors lmao I have no problem saying no and u know imma say it why tf even ask me

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Tacos made by babe AND wine?!
Wonder what he’ll get in return 🤔
Probably nothing cuz I’m sick. But I’m still thankful af 🤤

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

@annnaxo9x I’ll take her off your hands!!!!! 🥰🥰

[Alex @_alexandriaryan]

A thread of Christmas explosion videos from Tik Tok bc they’re my fucking favorite:

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Not gonna lie I’ve cried to this song 😳 after having a shitty day first of course

[guera☽ @gypsygueraa]

I scream this song at the top of my lungs Everytime it comes on because I feel every little bit of this song

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Wears scrubs to urgent care cuz I came from work.
Gets asked if I’m in the medical field.
Nope. I’m in the kid field.
#lovemybabies #childcareisteaching #teacherlife

[Taylor @tpgarrett1]

baby fever is strong rn

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

When I tell my dr I have a sinus infection and she tells me no so 2 days later I go to urgent care and they tell me I should’ve been given an antibiotic. 😂 BITCH I KNOW MY BODY plus I get these 1000 times a year 🤧

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

So uhhhhhh yeah doing this if I have a friends Christmas party. 🥴😂

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Daemon went to gym last night and didn’t spend long there. He told me there was a guy following him around the gym just starring at him?!?! Not using equipment or anything. Just. Starring. Who tf does that?! Daemon left cuz of him! 🤬

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

That literally made me cringe 😂

[Pickles @ElainaPickles]

started some fruit girl coasters!
🍑🍒🍋🍊🍓🍌
pastels = yes

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Never seen Cat in the Hat till now.
I’m not drunk enough for this musical number. 🥴

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

The first zombie land? Dameon told me to watch it. So we are. Im bored. 😪

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

AND he bought me WINE!! 🥰🥰

[Lil Mama 🌻 @em_joy99]

Might have to get rid of my cat if my fuckin sinuses don’t GET IT TOGETHER
And I’m pissed so that’s cool. 😭🔫

[nick @nickhansonMN]

it sucks drifting away from people but that’s life. the people that are meant to be in your life will be in your life!!!