Emma

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated” - Oscar Wilde | @ucalgaryeduc grad student, @ucalgarynursing Sr. Advisor, dog mom, balloon pilot wife & thrifter

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

A guy emailed 246 Nicoles trying to find the one he met at a bar and now a bunch of them are friends https://t.co/4mj9qtFzw3

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Servers Are Tweeting The Dumbest Things Customers Have Done, And The Stories Are Wild https://t.co/RpDztAUOoy

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and then asked it to write a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Oh man. A friend from HS is doing the K-1 process and I’ve been following it on social media. It is nuts! You can’t “just move”.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

#yyclostpet #yycfoundpet Found in Beddington tonight. No tags/collar but has a leash and harness. Message if you’re looking for her! #yyc #yycnw

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer You and me both

[TJ @OnAirTJ]

I saw 2 dogs wearing raincoats today so all I’m saying is the rain isn’t THAT bad.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Is this the one with the bachelorette party? Haha

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Is this the one you were supposed to be a bridesmaid in?!

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Same here 😂😂😂 I just have piles of clothes everywhere.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Pretty much had the exact same thought when I looked at mine last night. Also, the never ending laundry struggle is my life.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Dying because this is SO TRUE! 😂😂😂

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Ugh!

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Are you able to take the week between the two off?

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@QueenOceanChild Trust fund kid, used the trust fund to become a pro poker player. I do not understand his life AT ALL.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@Crackmacs A retweet somewhere along the line, possibly by Nenshi? It was a long time ago (before the floods for sure) so I can’t remember

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer I did, but I don’t know anything beyond treating minor burns/what to do before you go to the hospital.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer Sour gummy worms get me.

[Emma @em_lockyer]

@crankywanderer The Sask and Manitoba ones are gold too