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[Mike @ProgPro]

Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

sick day

[em @em_lolli]

at the bar googling “bo burnham government name”

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[Evan 🏳️‍🌈🍂 @EvanPerc_]

the wizard: I’m a fraud and you’re an enemy of the state now

elphaba:

[t₊ @tomascringe]

waiting for Spotify Wrapped

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

Just seen Wicked.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

evil evil evil evil evil evil country.

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[em @em_lolli]

@KyleDRutherford vitamin Kyle?

[em @em_lolli]

@KyleDRutherford i’ve seen him

[mariana @pastapilled]

huge day

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The ice in iced chai should be cubes of frozen chai. But we no longer dare to imagine better worlds

[Variety @Variety]

Will Ferrell says transphobia exists because “I think we fear what we don’t know.”

"I don’t know why trans people are meant to be threatening to me as a cis male. I don’t know why Harper is threatening to me...why would you care if somebody’s happy? Why is that threatening to you? If the trans community is a threat to you, I think it stems from not being confident or safe with yourself.”

Read more here: https://t.co/1cDrkSOMpU

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Dear Ohio,
Naming a grocery store “Giant Eagle” fucking kicks ass.
Thank you,
Hank

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sorry my room's a mess i got ready to go out one time seven months ago