em.mallo

English teacher by day, wine lover by night.

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#happycitizen

Mayor code for $
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@MattWallace888 Yes 20 years ago we had a horrific massacre and banned guns and has had almost zero gun violence since and this our worst one since but please someone who lives in a country where this seems to happen weekly please tell us how we are wrong

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@NathanCHubbard A time it sucks to be an Australian?

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@tswifterastour It’s on insta

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Thought

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@swiftalert_13 Okay but is she really gonna repeat 3 nights in a row?? What are we thinking?

WHERE ARE THE UNSEEN COMBOS

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@hotmessjunk https://t.co/Asopn6bjLY

LOL

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@swiftalert_13 I love this and hoping it might get to Amazon Australia one day 🙏

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@clhubes Most Australian airports have a dedicated family
line
(also we got ushered to the front of the customs queue in Nice when my three year old threw herself on the ground in despair and declared WAITING AGAIN?! at the size of the line 😂)

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@delicatelegends I mean look sure <3

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@swiftalert_13 7 LOL

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@oldenoughtosay Hahaha this reminds me of going to get my first C*vid shot and the nurse, running through his list of necessary questions, asked if there was any chance I could be pregnant. I looked down at my 35 wk bump and said ‘yeh a pretty good one’ 😂

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@AshandyTemi +30 -1

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@swiftalert_13 It keeps giving me new for Rep. what does it know 👀

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@MFWitches We sincerely apologise for the hurt we have caused Kyle Sandilands. We were wrong about him.

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@SoLongLiz You’re doing the lords work here. This Aussie fan thanks you

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@pirateherojones @swiftalert_13 TWINS 🥲

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@swiftalert_13 2 😂😂😂

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@swiftgetawaytay I just go with what I want to hear 🤷‍♀️

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@clhubes I never got mine and I still hold a grudge against that teacher til this day. Was one of only two kids in the class and was made to feel stupid for it.
I rebelled and starting using a pen without my license the following year