🌤Em

I don’t have anything going for me except my ass

[🌤Em @em_martini_]

Autumn is a second spring; one when the leaves are flowers🍂
#Autumn #cute #vibes
.. okay I’m not near enough popular on twitter but ima just post this ‘cause I can babe.

[🌤Em @em_martini_]

@aloe_vera_wang_ It’s these kinds of people that are the reason I left Rockwall 😂

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@xo_morgannfaith Winter got a fever and is going to its nearest COVID testing site

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats

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@davidtheflutist Oooohhhhh not bad not bad👏🏼

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@Cedecedez You and me both. I settled on a house with roommates because I couldn’t take the apartment life anymore😂

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Now /this/ is a movie I would pay to watch in a theater

[Tyler Conway @jtylerconway]

Forever the funniest Alex Trebek moment

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@hippysquidward Secret Hitler is an interesting one. Ruins friendships if you’re into that

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@davidtheflutist BY NO MEANS am I stating that I’m on either side, but I’m ashamed to be considered a Texan right now.

Told my mom I wanted to move because I’m embarrassed to be in the state, made her reevaluate her views as a conservative republican.

[ab @notblueperson]

me seeing that Four Loko now has hard seltzer with FOURTEEN PERCENT alcohol

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Remember when $20 was a lot and $100 made you feel rich asf?

[rohan @ridersovrohan]

blessing your tl with arctic weasels because honestly just look at them

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I’m marrying you right away to be honest and I’m not going to be able to make you happy.
Wow the ACCURACY 😂😂😂😂

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@mariebabyyyyy_ Your mom waiting for you to come home after you snuck out

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

This is what you see when you first get to heaven

[jas 🏳️‍🌈 @___jkitty]

When someone does me bad and I know im the whole package:

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@jaccqquueellyyn @misha_rainey @gregorysdalton1 @Austin_M1998