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“fool me once, strike one. fool me twice, strike three.” - Michael Scott

[Ricks Drapes @PatsCurtins]

Oh thanks for the heads up, gambling addiction website.

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Stephen A. Smith: The VP told you to keep his wife's name out of your mouth.

El-Sayed: Do you remember who brought wives into the whole thing? That was Donald Trump. After I was nominated, he tweeted a picture of him and his wife and me and my wife trying to draw attention to the idea that somehow my wife is less American than his wife. My wife was born here and his wife wasn't. If you don't want to talk about our wives, maybe you should talk to your boss about how he brought spouses into it.

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

All these folks that come out talking about they regret voting for buddy sounds like a person when they get caught cheating. You don't regret your actions you regret how they effected you.
They were willing to see others suffer thinking they were excluded.

[Dredg3 💀🌲 @Dredg3_]

“Fuck you I got mine” is a major political position of a huge portion of the United States population.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now they're just straight up removing polling places because they know they're going to lose. They've dropped the whole "voter fraud" lie and are just doing what they wanted to do all along. Removing polling places from poor communities.

[maybe: diane @dianelyssa]

If voting didn’t matter, they wouldn’t do this.

[bestie @sisterhabibi]

Phaedra, when was your due date?

A lot to unpack here. This is cinema: the mood changing, everyone knowing she’s lying, Phaedra seething inwardly, their facial expressions, Shereés and Nenes confessionals being quotable ASF! Cinema. #RHOA

[RealHousewivesRanked! @RankedReal]

Sorry I called you a pedaf*le, I hope you’ll come to my next holiday party😭😭😭 you actually can’t write this. #RHONY

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

There has never been a government full of wannabe influencers in the history of government.

Every single one of them would rather be doing viral video slop than their current jobs.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

That thing that doesn’t happen happened again.

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Incredible how right-wing ideology always just boils down to the sociopathic inability to empathize with other people. Just small-minded assholes incapable of ever thinking about anyone but themselves

[frankie ⋆˚🍎• . HL 21/11 @FRANKlESTElNN]

funniest part of this clip is "were gonna test if we got ep-i-lepsy!!" and then a few seconds later "STOP I HAVE IT I HAVE IT"

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

Here we go again! Play the tune!!!

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[Earth Hippy 🌎🕊️💚 @hippyygoat]

Israel's marriage to America is coming to an end.

Look how they get destroyed on CNN

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

He built the argument around guilt by association and immediately demanded not to be judged by association. You genuinely could not script the hypocrisy better.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Interesting.

[cj- @cjnieI]

She’s always having a kiii

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Piers Morgan presses Milo Yiannopoulos on his past comments supporting ICE.

Milo: [raising his hands] I don't have a word to say. You got me.

Morgan: You did say about Somalis they should be deported indiscriminately.

Milo: Groups that have rampant criminality. I don't think British are especially egregiously violent group of people. The majority of Somalis in MN are connected with fraud.