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would rather be napping | rageaholic

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

Tyler C. talking about kids
Me:
#TheBacheloretteFinale

[mimi ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @watchinwisteria]

"sir theres a new reputation bodysuit"

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@tiffany_demoss Let’s take new ones then 🥰

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@tiffany_demoss They have some at my target! Text me your size and I can grab some for you 🥰

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@tiffany_demoss Get reptar on your ass

[samantha 🌌 @smnthuhb9]

this whole “work everyday until you die” shit is looking real “die by 27” -ish.

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@morieplease We can take the train from KC!!!

[D  @__Dantay]

minimum wage in switzerland is $24? lemme go change my name to hinga ding durgen.

[jinti.bsky.social @MadeOfEyebrows]

People really entertained that "well if we defund the police what are you gonna do when someone breaks into your home" and now we're watching an over-inflated, over-budgeted military police force literally do nothing as terrorists breach the nation's capitol building.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Lincoln Project released the following statement about today's sedition and insurrection:

[a sinner, a saint. @_jordan876]

pee after sex so you don’t get a HDMI

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Wear a mask. Wash your hands. Vote out Donald Trump.

[Adam Patrick @Real_Ice_Berg]

Me, waking up just now and looking at the calendar

Happy Leif Erickson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN

[alex @alex_abads]

same energy #VPDebate

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@asc785 @barstoolsports @5thYear @JohnJustL Omg we gotta find it!!

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@morieplease There is a couple that I saw online that teaches English on VIPkid in the morning and then they travel the rest of the day and they live in a van!

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

@tiffany_demoss

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

‘We could be like a cult but with good values ... mhmmm... good values!’ 😂😂😂

[Em 🐍 @em_mcnay]

Shit my friends say: a thread