6 years ago I couldn’t sell out a 50-seat venue in my hometown and now my shows are selling out on the other side of the world!! wtf!!! feeling so much gratitude thank u sm for the support over the years I still can’t believe this ❤️
Fair play to Prince Harry, getting paid $20 million to share the kind of stories I tell strangers for free in the smoking area after one shot of sambuca
🚨CREATURE FANS ALERT🚨
I’m auctioning off my very own Creature Beanie and the listing is live for 3 days on eBay.
If you’re interested, check out the page here: https://t.co/p5hdm3PvF7
Sandra Bullock: "I don’t drink vodka … but I will tonight, on ice, with a slice of lemon with a hot dog on the other side and just be ok being sad. I’ll have to buy some rose colored glasses because Betty was that for all of us." https://t.co/vk0GcAKX2L