ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.
EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks
the year is 2025. your dad just turned you in for a well-executed assassination you would’ve otherwise gotten away with and everyone is talking about how the other assassin is hotter than you