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[𝓗. @whoishikari]

I got proposed to last night. I said no.

[Noel 🇵🇷 @NoelSznn]

“Why do you take so long in the shower”

Me 40 mins into my shower:

[lo. @dahsarhtx]

nobody:

Me: *turns on summer walker.

[Lionel Lee ™️ @LeonelLeeMaple]

These kids driving had to be like 10
😂😂💀😂💀💀💀💀

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

Me: I’m not spending anymore money on food

Friends: let’s go eat

Me:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

My lawyers should sue the Democrats and Shifty Adam Schiff for fraud!

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me: “i’m gonna start saving my money”

my friends: “lets go out to eat today”

me:

[can’t ban da snowman @MARSBEENTHUGGIN]

that’s wild asf how animals just eat meat with no honey mustard, bbq sauce or nothing.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you to House Republicans for being tough, smart, and understanding in detail the greatest Witch Hunt in American History. It has been going on since long before I even got Elected (the Insurance Policy!). A total Scam!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don’t hurt them please!

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃

[Tamara Renaye @tamararenaye]

Same woman, different flow. Stopped waiting, started to grow.

[Samara Perez @SoySamaraPerez]

-“I feel a spark between us”

-Me: ...

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[media @bellphonebae]

Little something I put together. Enjoy