Em

just a silly goose (she/her)

[Em @em_phalen]

She HATES the attention Caitlin has gotten and it shows

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Kim Mulkey has spent more minutes on the court than Caitlin Clark has

[Em @em_phalen]

@CalebPremium Stick with it🙏🏼✊🏼

[Em @em_phalen]

It’d be so sick if these refs would let them play for more than 8 consecutive seconds before calling a foul

[Em @em_phalen]

@TheodoreWZ @davidgoodner Thank you!!

[Em @em_phalen]

@KoalaBaritone **Rocky theme music beginning to crescendo**

[Em @em_phalen]

Literally made a huge achievement (training for and finishing a half marathon) an opportunity for transphobia. GET A LIFE WEIRDO!!!

[Emily @EKaht]

I am delighted to share that I am officially the Guinness World Record holder for fastest half marathon dressed as a witch.

Inspired by @jk_rowling , I ran with a special message wrapped around my broomstick. #ThisWitchDoesntBurn
#IStandWithJKRowling

[Em @em_phalen]

@KoalaBaritone They really want that participation trophy sooooo bad

[Em @em_phalen]

Read her replies if you’re wondering where I’m coming from. Also, cool record!!! Nerd.

[Em @em_phalen]

The folks in the replies putting hatred and ignorance and full display. It takes everything in you not to scream from the second you wake up to the second you go to bed.

[Iowa City Schools @IowaCitySchools]

We want to make clear our ongoing support for LGBTQ+ students and staff. Our District values the policies we have in place to protect our LGBTQ+ youth and embraces individuals for who they are. (1/2)

[Em @em_phalen]

@alr0215 @brudwurst I want that family photo framed

[Em @em_phalen]

@alr0215 Sweeties😭

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

me at thanksgiving dinner explaining to my GFs family who Hasbullah is

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

I just tried History Channel. Hurry. It's showing WWI

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

We are the daughters of the tickets you couldn’t master

[Em @em_phalen]

Being an Iowan can be so disappointing and embarrassing sometimes. Tonight is one of those times.

[Ras Smith @rasforiowa]

Make this make sense….@IowaGOP I’ll wait

[The Readiatrician- not here anymore @readiatrician]

I said goodbye to a patient a few years ago. She didn’t die, she just got old. I treat patients to age 21 and they move on. When they do, I joke, “well, I did my job! I kept you alive until adulthood!”

With this kid, it was not a joke. 1/