Emily Postema

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I just wrote a card to someone with a terrible pen and now I’m having to do deep breathing exercises. I have very strong feelings about pens. Ink should make a commitment. It shouldn’t have to have a warm up. It shouldn’t skip like a kindergartner.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do not aspire to be anything as much as I aspire to have impeccably cozy vibes like I want people to look at me and just know my apartment smells great, has soft lighting, and has dozens of blanket choices

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

yes let’s debate whether it’s better to have one hour of sunlight on the way to work or on the way home from work rather than question whether the workday should be so long as to take up all the sunlight on a winter’s day

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

happy birthday to this man 💛

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Asking me “are you drunk?” is a HIPAA violation

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

The CDC said my mom can drive us to the mall but your mom has to pick us up

[paulatheexplorer🏔 @___LadyDean]

Got damn spring, fight back or sumn. No reason to wake up to 37 degree weather

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

My son saw me putting on concealer under my eyes and said, “why are you doing that?” I said, “It makes me look a bit younger and more awake.” He said, “But inside you’re old and tired?” And I said yep and he said “tricky!” with admiration

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person

grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

[keaton bell @keatonkildebell]

i think about this every single day

[Bonnie ✮ @Babybonnieee]

“That’s my girl” might be the cutest thing a boy could say

[BIG trendsetter @deadkye]

they need to sell caprisun by the gallon fuck them lil packets