hi ✌

real Gs move in silence like lasagna.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[no context chandler bing @NoContxtBing]

all credit goes to the artist.

[FRIENDS @FriendsTV]

We are devastated to learn of Matthew Perry’s passing. He was a true gift to us all. Our heart goes out to his family, loved ones, and all of his fans.

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

I’m really looking forward to Graham the goldendoodle’s collabs with Duracell, macys, canes chicken…..#PumpRules

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

Ariana has landed a role on a lifetime movie.

Jax Taylor is having a redemption moment.

James Kennedy is a moral compass and voice of reason.

Kristen Doute has #PumpRules screen time again.

#scandoval was SEISMIC

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

Take me back to this magical place 😭 #tomorrowland2022

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

T minus 7 days until EUROPE 🥳🥳

[Brian Rowe @mrbrianrowe]

“I’m watching Top Gun: Maverick for the plot.”

The plot:

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

These are elementary school children who woke up this morning. Who ate their favorite cereal. Who tied their shoes in double knots. Who laughed with friends on the bus. Now more than a dozen are dead. This isn’t normal. It doesn’t have to be this way. It can’t keep being this way

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

I all for rights , but our Children have the right to see a tomorrow ..

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

The truth is, one nation under guns.

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

😍😍😍😍

[Donald Faison @donald_faison]

Real talk… I need to get my shit together.

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

welcome to my life 🧘🏻‍♀️

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

My toxic trait is getting drunk and buying packages of liquid iv. I have literally every flavor possible.

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

@deceptiquans what hahaha

[hi ✌ @em_ramblez]

mood hahaha

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

2019: avoid negative people
2020: avoid positive people
2021: avoid people
2022: a void