DJ EJ

sassy ambitious underdog

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

the sweet relief when you're at a party and you flush the toilet and the water rises to the top like it's gonna overflow but then it drains

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Woke up, read some news stories and felt like crying but now I’m cooking while watching my favourite ever episode of Catfish (Savenia and Dylan) and their love gives me hope for humanity. Don’t @ me if they split up, I don’t want to hear it.

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Backstory: this guy asked me for his number and then proceeded to fat shame his ex’s nudes at the bar to strangers. https://t.co/RUOtwfYRn9

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Lord help us all

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Lord help us all

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

@dylansprouse a man and his pride

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

i heard Jesus smokes menthols, he can go to heaven but he can’t go to space.

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

He may be both human and divine but his lungs are still gonna explode if you smoke a menthol

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

I cannot watch any hint of World War II related television because I SOB. My soul is a reincarnated patriot I swear

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

@joe_keery Dissapointed in you Joe

[SZA @sza]

When u check the Callender to see if u finna get chur period but no . U jus wylin the fuck out .

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Srry my dog and I are vegans

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

“This horse can pull through anything!” - War Horse but SEABISCUIT

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

SEABISCUIT WAS A SYMBOL OF HOPE TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Plot twist: I turn my life around and become a female jockey

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Me sobbing crying watching Seabiscuit

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

Remember FDR and the new deal, I don’t but damn I wish we had him back, Polio and all

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

This look https://t.co/f5yTj30WvH

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

@whlsmcathlic420 Just like a giant mor ferocious puppy!!!

[DJ EJ @Em_ren]

@grace__gregg Ok.