garbage rat

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

literally get haley stevens and her coke drip nose out of my face

[VicBlends @vicblends]

Can someone photoshop out the guy behind my girl and I? 😭🤞🏼

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

Me at work: Me on the weekend:

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

local HVAC business and their secretary:

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

does a bored millionaire/billionare want gift me 85k and jumpstart the rest of my life 😭😭

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

i just want to be scott disick and my only problem is being too frail from ozempic

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

everyone on this marketing team deserves a raise 😭😭

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

alright what podcasts have all the diddy coverage

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

fear i might get doxxed in my apt buildings fb group

[darryll @darryllfloresss]

"we heard you tried to kill yourself so we gave you suicide doors" 😭😭😭

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

deranged girl behavior is when my roommate walks into the kitchen to find me trying remove my nipple piercing with a wrench before my MRI

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

we actually need to be quarantining everyone coming back to new york from paris

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

some guy called me a jean jacket cunt last night and it was kinda slay

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

another failed attempt at trying to mail back this package. i’ll try again next week.

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

this mercury retrograde dragged me by my hair. thoughts and prayers for my body soul and bank account.

[garbage rat @kvrryy]

tino is wearing a tank top