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[AGTG @BeenServin]

Bro said if she kno how to read that’s wen shit get tricky

[Zach Schiffman @schlife]

I want to walk down the aisle to D.J. Earworm's United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Linked in? Oh you mean... Gay?

[phage @clubmoss_]

You should be able to pay for the bar tab with raw materials

[really cool guy @megantheecapall]

this is what my friends will receive after a night out

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Who Doesn’t Want To Be Hit On Shouldn’t Be Hanging Out In Bar Taking Drink Orders https://t.co/s6OTqpeQvR

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

whatever this is

[A kind Face @c8ohe2cqqe092cq]

I was romantic at 5 yrs old

[deej 🕷️ @chefboyardeej_]

sam look like me when i’m finna go smoke

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Gonna be answering texts tomorrow guys so if you’re waiting for a text back don’t worry i’m gonna be doing that tomorrow

[dontdrinkbeer @dontdrinkbeer]

Me 14 beers deep on my friend’s ikea couch, 1 ply blanket, phone dead, shoes on

[🧺 @shibuyafternoon]

delete that photo dump and hit the oil rig big fella

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Thinking about this text exchange I had with my mom when I was drunk once

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

for breakfast i had the skin around my fingernails

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

your 20s are for doing drugs and walking around tj maxx

[🐌 @Wheeema]

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time