pavlov’s dog

lightweight scientist. part-time drag race super fan. full-time disappointed bachelor fan. aspiring harry potter adult

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

@KahmoraHall started the trend is all I’m saying… #RupaulsDragRace #MetGala @KimKardashian

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

If people were paid to go to those protests than student loans should almost be paid off by now am I right? #HandsOff #HandsOff2025 #HandsOffProtests

[Carrie Coon @carriecoon]

On this International Day of Transgender Visibility, remember that offering civil rights and protections to our transgender community in the United States doesn’t take anything away from anybody and beware of anyone who tells you otherwise. #TransDayOfVisibility

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

If I was governor of Texas, I’d be making merch okkkk

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

ok but why didn’t @jonmchu just use the mbta’s green line instead of spending all that money making that fancy train to the emerald city?!?

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Does your cat ever meow a meow so ridiculous that you ask them if they need to go to therapy?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[John Bartman @bartman_john84]

Every national security advisor and economist said don’t vote for him. His former cabinet said don’t vote for him. He tried to overthrow the last election. He overturned women’s rights. He’s openly racist. He’s a rapist. He’s a felon. And he’s winning another term. I don’t get it

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Honest question, does anyone like to recreate the wheel?

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

@sarahricc Lmao, corona was literally in the air. A respiratory virus girl

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Red lights oh you mean the commercials of driving

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

My dream job would be writing the snl sticky notes. I would crush that role

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Good eggplant goes hard

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Hummingbirds are fast as fuck

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

I’m on a hot girl walk to Burger King to get soft serve with my cat in his stroller. Life is good

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

@sarahricc Yeah I almost deleted the word but he is in fact my husband

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

My husband accidentally started a toaster fire this morning and after tending to the flames, he did the “HOT-TO-GO” dance

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

I didn’t get to watch one fucken steeplechase this Olympics

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

women’s sports gets massive attention only when transvestigators go on a rampage screaming about trans female athletes and cis female athletes who they claim are men. None of them care about real issues like unequal pay, inadequate training facilities, less visibility in the media, fewer athletic opportunities, rampant abuse and discrimination, etc.

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Nothing is as important to me as flava flav sponsoring the us women’s water polo team #OlympicGames

[pavlov’s dog @em_star8]

Is eating a bacon egg and cheese for breakfast AND lunch acceptable? Asking for myself