emily 🥄

ruhc engineering. big fan of taco bell & philadelphia sports. emt 🚑 she/her

[emily 🥄 @em_sullivan26]

Just a big sister trying her hardest to make her baby sister’s concert experience even more special… shooting my shot for Call Your Mom ⛹️‍♀️ @NoahKahan #noahkahan #TheGreatDivideTour #thegreatdivide #thelastofthebugs #citifield

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

"Cats don't actually love you"
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are so good. There's just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don't speak the same language! We're best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn't know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[em @27n0la]

I promise you I’m not putting myself through the trials and tribulations of Philly sports for male validation 😭😭

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

⚾️ PHILLIES PLAYOFF GIVEAWAY ⚾️

Need some good vibes DESPERATELY! Let’s do another giveaway! When the Phils beat the Dodgers tonight, someone will win a jersey of their choice!

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24

Winner selected tomorrow night! Go Phils!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

i want to go back to the person i was on friday. she was so happy, so confident. so unbroken by philadelphia sports.

[emily 🥄 @em_sullivan26]

@jake_ratt_ cool academic guy who also goes fast!

[emily 🥄 @em_sullivan26]

@2008Philz Go Phils!!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SCHUMER: Would the senator yield for a question?

BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no

SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?

[Ray Dunne @RayDunne975]

Phillies starting lineup on the day that Brandon Graham was drafted by the Eagles:

CF Shane Victorino
3B Greg Dobbs
2B Chase Utley
1B Ryan Howard
RF Jayson Werth
LF Raul Ibanez
SS Juan Castro
C Carlos Ruiz
P Jamie Moyer

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s the year 2025 and the family of a female helicopter pilot is afraid to share their deceased hero daughter’s name with the public for fear that our current “commander in chief” will target her as the “one to blame” for the crash.

Because she is a woman.
What the actual fuck.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

FLY EAGLES FLY 🦅

[Chris Turnbull @EnemyInAState]

New Cornell Study Shows That Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS)/Myalgic Encephalomyelitis (ME) Is Caused By Immune Exhaustion & Is A Similar State To Cancer...

Sounds like something only a bout of CBT can fix, right?

[Mushtaq Bilal, PhD @MushtaqBilalPhD]

Dr. Ally Louks's PhD thesis is set to be one of the most influential theses of 21st century. Puts forward an original argument with remarkable clarity.

Already has 85M+ views on X/Twitter.

Most people criticizing her don't understand her argument at all.

I have a PhD in literary studies, and in this thread, we'll do a close reading of her abstract to understand her argument in simple English.

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

This young #Eagles fan student named LJ was tasked with writing a non-fiction book on any topic he wanted— He chose to write about how much the Giants suck. 😂😂😂

Despite what the teacher’s email says: LJ absolutely understood the assignment.

A+

(via DanyelleF on Reddit)

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Truly do believe migraines are one of the stupidest possible illnesses to suffer from. What do you mean the weather is making me blind in one eye

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

Top Row

Colt Gray, murdered 4, injured 4, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police)
Dylan Roof, murdered 9, injured 1, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police)
Payton Gendron, murdered 10, injured 3, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police)
Travis Reinking, murdered 4, injured 4, ARMED—ALIVE (Arrested by police)

Bottom Row

Sean Bell, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot 50 times by police)
Stephon Clark, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot 20 times by police)
Jayland Walker, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot 90 times by police)
Sonya Massey, murdered 0, injured 0, UNARMED—DEAD (Shot in head by police)

I know, “stop making it about race” 🤦🏽‍♂️