Emily Sullivan

I like long walks down the champagne aisle

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

The National Dog Show is like the Victoria’s Secret fashion show for the dog world. My dogs are given unrealistic body expectations. #dogthanking

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Did anyone check on Scheana? #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Most people my age: getting married and having kids

Me: I can’t wait to see what my mommy put in my Easter basket

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Girl Scouts standing outside Walmart looking for their next target like

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

My nonexistent abs hurt

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My work pants are a little snug this morning— ahh the sign of a good vacation

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Father’s Day? You mean the day everyone posts photos on social media with their dad from their wedding?

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Don’t ask me to explain it, but Justin’s outfit reminds me of Kanye #GRAMMYs

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Did you really go to piggly wiggly if you didn’t see a half eaten chicken wing in the parking lot?

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Watching the opening olympics ceremony really made me realize how many countries I’ve never heard of

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“A good Girl Scout always packs a bottle opener” - my mom

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

Reminder to get your dad the ultimate gift this Father’s Day by setting the thermostat to “hotter than hell” and sitting in the dark so you don’t waste any electricity

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

being lactose intolerant means telling everybody about it and then eating with absolutely zero restrictions

[julianne @JulianneRoller]

the CDC said if you’re fully vaccinated you can change your hair and you can change your clothes you can change your mind that’s just the way it goes

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

I’m in the market for a horse and buggy since I can’t find gas lmk if you have any leads #gasshortage

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

My biggest flex is the people at McDonald’s know my name like I’m some sort of celebrity or something

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

Seriously thought I had appendicitis, then realized : I’m wearing pants with a waistband.

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If you don’t google “best chicken tendies near me” after a night of drinking, you’re not living

[Emily Sullivan @em_sully_]

You deserve someone who loves you to pieces, not leaves you in pieces

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If you want to rent a beach chair in Miami Beach it’s a measly $400 🤯 like what