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ya silly goose

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@katwithcosmos Kat!!!!! I’m screaming. So excited for you to be back!

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@adcock_kenzie Tequila’s has good margs! Or Blue Margaritas. They’ll let you add jalapeños to most regular margs, from my experience 😊

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@katwithcosmos Gf you should SEE the cringy frat boy hardass shit we’ve got here in Columbia, MO. 😂 I’ll take granola too, please

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Hear me out.... @lukecombs singing Zombie by The Cranberries

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@katwithcosmos Some of the best entertainment I’ve had all week, honestly

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@asia_phoreal They’re just hilarious! I’m serious. You will not regret it 😂 Albanese World's Best 12 Flavor Gummi Bears, 5 Pound Bag https://t.co/IAFKJGViBA

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@BigDisaster54 @jakehornung10

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@alexiapisoni Oooooo if cherry vanilla Diet Coke is an option I’m in. Not just cherry though haha

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When I die bury me in a lake of vanilla Diet Coke

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@katwithcosmos If this ain’t me.....

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@katwithcosmos Wow, I love this for you

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Is there an attractive way to eat a Panera baguette?

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@jlgore13 SO cute!!!

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The actual longest run-on sentence I’ve ever seen

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

This was all within 24 hours of matching on tinder😭

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@asia_phoreal Ohhhh then yeah idk. I’m not helpful haha

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@annahaeffele YES 😂

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@schantzpants The benefit unfortunately doesn’t outweigh the cost with this guy tho 😂

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I swear only the weirdos are attracted to me on dating apps. This guy on Hinge literally started a conversation with me by asking me what kind of toothpaste I use... Oh, and has grocery shopping listed as a hobby on his profile?¿¿