Shit Ema Says

This one goes out to all the burnt out gifted kids

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There doesn't appear to be any corrosion due to sulfides. I'd give you $50.00 for it.

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... So wait...The victim must have died when the killer closed the trunk on him!

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But, if you're boss... why are you all alone!? Where are your underlings?

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Incidentally... Were you to jump out this window, your chance of fatality would be... ... Got it! 99.9998 percent!

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Well, no time like the present! I'll try to kick it over myself! Hii-yah! ......

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... I knew it. You really don't believe me...

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You... you were always this way, weren't you? You never think of anyone but yourself.

I know you didn't do it, Lana, I know! So... So how can you say you did!?

If I lose you... I'll be all alone! I... I hate you, Lana!

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I'll prove that these thick- rimmed glasses of mine aren't just for show! Let's go! Science awaits us!

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Uh oh! I have a math test coming up next week! I'd better study! I'm borrowing this desk, okay?

1 + 1 = 2

1 + 2 = 3

1 + 3 = 4

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I was waiting in my sister's office that day.
A man came running in, and took me hostage.
Neil Marshall rescued me,
but I'll never forget what I saw that instant!
The man raised up his knife, and... and stabbed Mr. Marshall in the chest...!

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That's right. I'd always sit at my sister's desk, and dream about playing that organ. I wanted to play it that day, too...

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So, to scientifically analyze the data available so far... You, Ms. Starr, are a lunch vendor with an ulterior motive for coming here!

(Useful analysis. Not.)

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Well... Actually, when she gets like she is now, I kind of hate her.

But... But she's my only family.

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Note to self: Attorney Wright gets bitten by snake.

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It takes real nerve to display stuff like this. Whoever's office this is, he must be a real stuck-up jerk!

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Note to self: Mr. Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit.

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Note to self: police investigations are like settling land. Well, Mr. Wright, what do you say!?

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This is the picture I drew two years ago.
The flash of lightning was so bright all I could see were shadows.
After that I must have fainted.
This picture shows exactly what I saw that instant!

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You could at least study some evidence law! Really!

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Note to Self: Detective Gumshoe is going senile.