emily ann

poster child for father issues

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New thread of happy moments

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*for once a tweet was not inspired by a man I went on a date with and instead inspired by the reminder that I need to unfollow my ex’s friends*

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Sometimes you see a guy like one too many feet joke reels and you’re like “….oh…I don’t think those were jokes”

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Looking back the 2022 crashout Emily was unintentionally pretty funny

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Releasing the post long term breakup snapchats like they’re the Epstein files

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Texting my friends I haven’t spoken to in months

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Quote of the day from my father “THEYRE NOT HOMOSEXUAL. THEYRE LESBIANS”

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No one ever gets excited when I ask if they wanna see pictures of my small intestine :/

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This is the rudest text I’ve gotten

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Who keeps trying to login to my Twitter guys I s2g there’s nothing interesting on here

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My work little sister has not responded since this….i fear she’s with her ex

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Someone put this man in jail he made me eat raw fish

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Like yeah PECO this seems totally reasonable and not like it’s a gross error or should have triggered some sort of warning to double check it before taking my money :)

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Rioting against PECO for taking over $13,000 out of my bank account because they made a typo on my bill (I have automatic billing) & it can take up to 30 days for them to decide to refund me :)))))

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Literally went off private just so people can actually see this tweet because I’m heated

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This thread brought to you by having a mans who is obsessed with playing pool and me killing time by playing darts while he does

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New thread but it’s just reviewing all the places I’ve played darts in Philly

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The Monkey Club //
Overall vibe 7/10
Dartboard 5/10
~ cute hipster dive, drinks are cheap, plus there’s fooseball + pool but kinda sus. Only two darts and the points were plastic + bent. Only scored a 5 because somehow I got several bullseyes despite the distractions conditions.

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Libertee
Overall vibe 9.5/10
Dartboard 8/10
~ kinda my new fave place because I love activities while having a fun drink. Darts are ideal except for the fact there were only 2 & I couldn’t find any chalk, will check back if these conditions improve.