Ema Fiedler

I’m much less funny irl - she/her

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

All my tweets are so good I can’t decide which one to pin :(

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Next time someone asks me why I don’t want kids I’m just going to say flowers are blooming in Antarctica.

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Nelly Furtado
Gwen Stefani
Christina Aguilera
Avril Levine

That is all

[aegg @castawaymariner]

@furby_hancock organic eaters wake up every day and say to themselves “hmm… I think I’ll forego this blend of the most splendid substances yet produced by modern science for a plate of toxic foliage…”

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Convincing myself to have a soda instead of a beer is the only harm reduction I’m capable of today

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

@MaintenancePod Hey I don’t appreciate you putting my exact demographic information out like this 😤 however you are correct I do have impeccable taste

[jenna werner @jennaariel]

Currently sick and having PTSD of the days I was entrenched in diet culture and thought being sick would help me ✨reach my goals✨ I wondered where I would have learned this and then remembered this…

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Quick! I need someone to tell me if this website is a scam. Anyone ordered from here before?

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

I just wanna spoil my friends for Christmas but I have $1 😭

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

@MaintenancePod Oh my god 75 hard was allllll over Tik Tok

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Someone stop me from buying like four pairs of Lamoda right now

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Jokes on you I’m working 6:30 am-7:30 pm on Christmas for only $37.44/hr

[Keyona 🌺 @theerealcaramel]

$40.50 an hr to work on Christmas from 7am-1:30pm would yaal do it ?

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

BeReal needs to stop going off while I’m at work, it looks like I don’t do anything else 😭

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

people are scared to say stuff but i'm not and that's why i have 3 friends

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Jokes on you I wear earplugs to both

[zoe ⭑ @scenedoII]

being able to handle mosh pits and loud metal shows but getting overstimulated and experiencing sensory overload the second i step foot in a walmart.

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Any slutty summer outfit you were gonna wear, just put black tights underneath it and bam, now it’s fall fashion

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

Why do eating and health habits induce such moral panic?

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

It’s about time to book a trip

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

My husband got up at 5 to go to work and I got up with him to make him coffee (it’s my day off), now the question is do I go back to sleep or just stay awake. What do people do at 5 am on their weekend??

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

I have a husband who can backflip and let me tell you, it is his response to everything

[♰ @key1ime]

if i knew how to back flip that'd be my response to everything

[Ema Fiedler @EmaFiedler]

How do I convince myself to stop being insecure and embarrassed so I can just wear what I actually want to wear