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your daydreamin alien lady 👽 tweeting in eng, indo, and occasionally esp

[maira toot @emaiera]

GaisSSss bukuku udah jadiii🥺🥺🥺🥺 udh dicetak dan ready🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I’m officially a published author🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ada ISBNnya🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aku jadi penulis buku🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 seneng bgt air mata mau ngalir tp seneng juga🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[maira toot @emaiera]

This is like the funniest part of the entire improvs if u’re asking me😭😭

[⭐️ LUCKY (ALL) STARZZZ ⭐️ @TheLuckyStarzzz]

Who DA HELL IS THAT?

[maira toot @emaiera]

@jamydoesart @ebigoren OMG WVERYTHING LOOK SO GOOD I HOPE I CAN GO TO RAID UR ENTIRE BOOTH😭😭😭😭😭

[maira toot @emaiera]

@queersomnia @rpdrindonesia HA UDAH FULL AJA?!?!😭😭😭just when I thought I found my people😭😭

[maira toot @emaiera]

@liviefy Jane did what Ginger thought she is😮‍💨

[🦩#teamlydia 🇵🇸 @butchersbluess]

This is what ginger minj thought she was serving all those times.. like Jane don't is how you do it

[maira toot @emaiera]

@Losbagados Her drag excellence this week gives nyi blorong energy fr fr😭

[maira toot @emaiera]

Look why would we even believe someone who said “im dont”

[Kamar Lintang @kamarlintang]

Opini Patricia Gouw soal vaksin lagi rame dibahas,

Model yg akrab disapa Pat Gouw itu bilang kalau sejujurnya gak mau anaknya terkontaminasi vaksin,

Pat Gouw bilang, "To be honest aku pribadi ga mau zoe terkontaminasi Vaksin tapi paksu percaya akan vaksin & WHO, i think im dont have not good enough source untuk convince paksu."

Tapi, Pat Gouw milih nurut kata suaminya karena malas debat,

[maira toot @emaiera]

Vibes social media manager ngantri beli salt bread dan sore mesen little contrast berasa BGT

[maira toot @emaiera]

Ngikik bgt inaki pake sanje jd bisa blend in sm anak ahensi bilangan blok M😭😭

[haidar @yqounger]

never imagined the One Piece cast wearing this local brand from Bali🏖️😭

ternyata emang bagus banget pantes di pake sama beliau

[maira toot @emaiera]

Darlene is not a human she’s a cartoon fr fr 😭😭

[𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔶 🪩 @dragraceher]

this HAS to be the MOST chaotic roast set we've EVER seen in the herstory of RuPaul's Drag Race & i'm honestly OBSESSED like— OH DARLENE MITCHELL YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS 😭😭😭 #DragRace

[maira toot @emaiera]

At this point these people in power really just Jokowi’d the hell out of everything — blatantly & shamelessly doing heinous stuff without caring what people think/what’s at stake. There is no dignity & shame in power anymore. We’re doomed

[Will @Matarael]

I just spent an entire GrabBike ride listening to the driver complain about how fucked up the system is nowadays.

Then at a red light some Gojek driver next to us asked the driver about the situation and said it’s as bad on that platform too.

Damn.

[maira toot @emaiera]

There was this pancake restaurant called pancake parlour, serving big ass breakfast pancake w sautéed mushroom potato carrot and beef bacon, WAYYY better & cheaper than Dennys. One of the branch was in Kalibata City - but it’s gone with no trace at all now😭😭

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down?😭😭

[maira toot @emaiera]

God forbids girl has aesthetics

[elle°‧🫧 @elenarenoa]

jujur kaget banget dengan perubahan isyana sarasvati, sekarang lagi banyak yang ngebahas ini terus ada spekulasi yang katanya dia join sekte gitu, semoga ga bener ya jujur kangen dengan isyana di era tetap dalam jiwa

[maira toot @emaiera]

@nopejustnope23 🤍🤍

[maira toot @emaiera]

Breastfeeding is a fucking battleground I’m telling you. I l don’t know how to put it into another words. No wonder a lot of mothers got burned out by this

[maira toot @emaiera]

eliminating Mia Starr over Kenya is the dumbest decision ever made. I'm so sorry I just need to say it

[maira toot @emaiera]

Sumpah dia sm Niky adalah org terlucu seantero internet😭

[°❀⋆. shunda ˃ᴗ˂ ᰔ @madebyshunda]

ni org lucu bgt😭

[maira toot @emaiera]

Jd inget ada penumpang TJ di Threads marah2 dan ngeluh krn disuruh ngasih kursi ke ibu hamil yg udah pake pin

Alesan marahnya: pinnya dari commuter line, bukan pin TJ. Jd harusnya gK minta kursi TJ

🤷🏻‍♀️

[kila @foodwillrescue]

tadi pas di tije ada bumil minta kursi prioritas ke petugas

gak ada yang ngasih

padahal petugasnya udah 2x minta kursi prioritas. bumilnya bilang, “yaudah gapapa mas saya bentar lagi turun” petugasnya make sure lagi terus bumilnya nyindir, “gapapa, pada tua semua”

[maira toot @emaiera]

“Islam is against wester values!” And their value is literally murdering and eating children

[maira toot @emaiera]

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Maudy Asmara @Mdy_Asmara1701]

Banyak amat pak 🙃